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File Number 14: Bigfoot Blues
While camping in the backwoods to escape the big city, I was suddenly faced with a very hairy situation. I had just pitched my tent near the waterfall, when Bigfoot (aka the Sasquatch) appeared and started to take a shower. Not only that, he began to sing the blues, because no one thinks he exists. Too bad I didn't have my camera with me, but believe you me, he exists!


I've got the Bigfoot Blues
Shoe Size, 32
I've got the Bigfoot Blues
And my story is true
I'm not a mythical dude
But no one thinks I exist
So that's why I'm really pissed.

Better leave a few tracks
Cause I'm not coming back
To keep the folks all guessin'
With your heads I am messin'
Though I'm not very scary but you better be wary
I'm the Bigfoot, I'm the Sasquatch, oh forget it, just call me Harry!

When the summer heat calls
I'll move to chilly Nepal
To stay with cousin Freddy
In those parts he's the Yeti
When I ask him to turn up the heat in the cave
That abominable snowman just raves [rrrr!]

I've got the Bigfoot Blues
Shoe Size, 32
I've got the Bigfoot Blues
And my story is true
I'm not a mythical dude
But no one thinks I exist
So that's why I'm totally, you can quotta me
Totally, iotally pissed.